Sunday, January 31, 2010

Letters: To: "Mature" Gym-Goers

Dear "Mature" gym-goers,

I understand that you want to chop it up and tell " war" stories of yester year, but I just please ask that you not do it sitting on the machine that I need for my workout. The gym is chockfull of benches and sauna seating so that you may continue to revisit "Nam" and the joys of double coupon day at the commissary.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Me

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