Letters: To: One-Uppers

Dear One-Uppers,

I get it that you've done everything under the sun and are the quintessential renaissance man/woman, but the rest of us are tired of hearing about it. So what that you have the biggest house, nicest car or can burp the loudest. You know what else you're the best at-- being an a**hole.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Me